Demotivators - Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Near Miss Day.  Huge asteroid almost collided with earth.  (1989)

Demotivator - March 22, 2010

James T. Kirk born in Riverside, Iowa.  That's Stardate 1277.1 for you Trekkers.  (2233)

Demotivators - Sunday, March 21, 2010

Jack Dorsey posts the first Twitter (then twttr) message.  (2006)

Demotivators - Saturday, March 20, 2010

Extraterrestrial Abductions Day!

Wear your aluminum foil hat or else!

Demotivator - March 18, 2010

Patent #2417786 was issued to Hurley Smith for the "Pocket Shield Or Protector."  The nerd is born. (1947)

Demotivator - Sunday, March 14, 2010

It's International Pi Day!

It's also Einstein's birthday. (1879)

Demotivator - Wednesday, March 10, 2010

NASDAQ closes at 5048.  The Dot Com Bubble bursts. (2000)

Demotivator - Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Liquid water is discovered on Enceladus, the 6th largest moon of Saturn  (2008)

Demotivator - Monday, March 8, 2010

Ralph Baer, iventor of the home video game console, is born.  He has an X, circle, triangle, square birthmark. (1922)

Demotivator - Friday, March 5, 2010

Multiple Personality Day.
Multiple Personality Day?
Multiple Personality Day!

Demotivator - Thursday, March 4, 2010

Gary Gygax passes.  He will be critically missed by many generations.  (2008)

Demotivators - March

The Demotivator slogan for March: "Marketing - Because making it look good now is more important than providing adequate support later."

Demotivator - Friday, February 26, 2010

George Smith makes aviation history by becoming the first man to bail out of a jet at supersonic speeds.  (1955)

Demotivator - Sunday, February 21, 2010

Zelda Day! Zelda is first released. The princess is safe once again!

Demotivator - Friday, February 19, 2010

"Office Space" theatrical release. Red stapler sales soar. (1999)

Demotivator - Sunday, February 14, 2010

Valentine's Day.

Eniac completed, and revealed. Passes away 9 years later. (1946)

Demotivator - Monday, February 8, 2010

It's Clean Out Your Computer Day.

Delete old files, reformat, make amends.

Demotivator - Sunday, February 7, 2010

Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak crashes his single-engine aircraft and suffers anterograde amnesia. He is unable to form long-term memories for over a month. (1981)

Demotivators - February

The Demotivator slogan for February: "Winners - Because nothing says "You're a Loser" more than owning a motivational poster about being a winner."

Demotivator - Thursday, January 28, 2010

Have Fun at Work Day!

No, seriously. Try to have fun at work.