Saturday, April 28, 2007

Off to See the Wizard

Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado,and they are whirled off to the land of OZ.

They finally make it to the Emerald City and go to find the Great Wizard .

"What brings the four of you before the great Wizard of Oz?"

Jimmy Carter steps forward timidly.
"I've come for some courage."

No Problem!" says theWizard. "Who's next?"
Richard Nixon steps forward.
"Well, I think I need a heart."

"Done!" says the Wizard. "Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?"


Up steps Bush.

"I'm told by the American people that I need a brain."

"No problem!" says the Wizard. "Consider it done."

Then there is a great silence in the hall. Bill Clinton stands there, looking around. He doesn't say a word.

Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, "Well, what do you want?"


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