If you're not already on the Antoine Dodson train, you're missing out on one of the biggest internet memes of 2010. This trip is worth the twenty minutes or so it will take. Start out by being introduced to Antoine:
Question: How does the internet leave poetry like that alone?
Answer: It doesn't.
And now, the birth of the Christmas classic, the Carol of the Bed Intruder (it's worth watching the whole video, but if you're in a hurry go to the 3:15 mark):